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The Pie Thief is a song sung by Priscilla in an episode with the same name when Priscilla makes up a story about a pie thief.
Lyrics[]
Priscilla: I saw a scary guy
Ride into town
On a big white horse
No wait, it was brown
He was no gentleman
He was not polite
He looked hungry and he took every pie in sight
I saw the pie thief, oh yes I did
He had a big ol' sparklin' sweet tooth
I saw the pie thief from where I hid
He took the pies and that's the truth
Um, he wore a white bandanna, and a yellow tie
Oh-oh no, the tie was blue!
Like blueberry pie
I said the town folks worked so hard to bake 'em
I asked him very nicely not to take 'em
But he took 'em!
I saw the pie thief, oh yes I did
He had a big ol' sparklin' sweet tooth
I saw the pie thief from where I hid
He took the pies and that's the truth