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(Opens up on Dirty Dan and Dusty preparing for the bed race)
Dirty Dan: Okie dokie, brother, hop on on the count of three. One, two...
Dusty: Three! (jumps) Oof.
Dirty Dan: Dagnabbit, Dusty, I wasn't ready.
Dusty: Sorry, Dirty Dan. Guess I'm just so gosh darn excited about the Big Bed Race, I done lost my patience.
Dirty Dan: How 'bout you practice pushing this time?
Dusty: Okay, here we go. (clears throat) One, two, three.
Dirty Dan: (hops on the bed) Yee-haw! We're faster than grease on griddlecakes.
(both laughing)
Dirty Dan: Now, what say we get to town 'fore the race starts?
Dusty: Full steam ahead, brother.
(cut to Nice and Friendly Corners)
Callie: Howdy, y'all. Welcome to Nice and Friendly Corners' Annual Bed Race.